Martin.
You will have to excercise caution in NI.
Mondays; Wednesdays, and Fridays are all days when delivery trucks drive on the right hand side to allow shops and stores to have their produce delivered in rotation. After 10pm you are obliged to give way at pub car parks as they empty...rapidly. Mind you, in many villiges Happy Hour is every hour!
Horse drawn vehicles are common, but do not be alarmed if they appear driverless as the horses have more horse sense than the owners...who are probably still in the pub.
If you are caught driving on Sundays, you will be burned as a heretic and your car will be flogged...literally.
If you see cars with " Red Diesel only" stickers...it's likely a Police car.....dead giveaway.
If you get bricks chucked at you..it's a compliment. You still have your car.
Put your hardtop on. They will mistake your softtop as tent, it'll be cut off and donated to the local Girl Guides.
Apart from that, have fun.
PS: True stories
Late on one Saturday night, the Garda spotted O'Callaghan driving very erratically through the streets of Dungarvan, County Waterford. The policeman pulled him over and asked O'Callaghan if he had been drinking that evening.
'Aye, so I have. 'Tis Saturday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints,' chattered the inebriated O'Callaghan. 'Then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend O'Reilly home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later ...,' and O'Callaghan fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The Garda officer sighed and said, 'Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test.'
Indignantly, O'Callaghan replied, 'Why? Don't ye believe me?'
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An elderly couple were driving through County Kerry, Ireland. Irene was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai, who asks her, 'Ma'am did you know that you were speeding?'
Irene turns to her husband, Mick and enquires, 'What did he say?'
Mick yells out, 'He says you were speeding!' The Garda said, 'May I see your license, please ma' am?'
Irene, once again, turns to Mick and says, 'What did he say?'
Once more, Mick, shouts out, 'He wants to see your license!'
Irene gives the policeman her driving license.
The Garda retorts, 'I see you are from Kerry. I spent some time there once and had the worst date I have ever had.'
For the final time, Irene turns to Mick and asks, 'What did he say?'
Mick yells very loudly, 'He thinks he knows you!'
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Dave and Peter, two English men, are walking along O'Connell Street, in Dublin, when they see a sign in a shop window:
Suits £15.00, shirts £2.00, trousers £2.50.
Peter says to Dave, 'Look at that - we could buy a lot of that gear and, when we get back to England we could make a fortune. When we go into the shop don't say anything, let me do all the talking, because if they hear our accent they might not serve us, so I'll speak in my best Irish accent.'
They go in and Peter orders, 50 suits at £15.00, 100 shirts at £2.00 and 50 trousers at £2.50 The owner of the shop says, 'You're English aren't you?'
Peter replies replies, 'Oh bother... Yes, how on earth did you know that?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners...'