Where to begin!
Van drivers or any drivers who forget/don't know that the speed limit for a van on standard A roads is 50mph. To that degree when i am driving at around the 50 please do not try to push me on.
Likewise, just cos it's got go-faster decals and exta lighting decor does not mean that more than 40 is appropriate for the occupants.
Neither is it appropriate to expect said vehicle to pull over when it is trying to make comfortable progress to it's destination!
So, tailgaters... if you really do want a ride in my or similar vehicle(s) then you are going the right way about it.
Use of foglights (yes an oldie but goodie) inapprorpiately. Never mind the illegalities of using them in clear conditions.
People who are lost. Ok, it's not the lost bit but it's the creeping along or slamming on your brakes so you don't miss your turn.
PULLOVER. Take stock of your situation and don't do a Moses wandering the streets of the UK for 40 bleedin' years.
Audi drivers. Nice car shame about the owners. Not all but a large percentage.
There are two types.
1) up your chuff regardless of speed and situation
2) pootling along without a care in the world in perfect driving conditions with a line of eager MX5s BEHIND YOU. Check the Highway Code, mate!
We are not suggesting you travel at our pace so please do not enforce upon us 43mph on glorious roads whereby it would safe for a Reliant Robin to travel at 50!
... can they do 50 btw?...
Last (for now) - it says 30 so i must do 30. Never mind the snow and ice and distinct lack of traction. All the 'safety' measures being implemented across the land are due to your ineptitude in "driving to conditions". Think For Yourself. 
Oh dear! I should've just stuck with agreeing with Martin's comment 
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